Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
So. Much. Porn.
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