Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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