you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
