And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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