So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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