New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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