Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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