The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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