Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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