Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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