i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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