before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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