ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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