You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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