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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  have you facebook stalked him yet?

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  No, I don’t know his last name...

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  Just google his license plate numb

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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• (213): View more from California

  the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out

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  Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check

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• (914): View more from New York

  After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.

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  I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick

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• (925): View more from California

  You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.

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