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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."

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• (585): View more from New York

  if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.

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