The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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