watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes