Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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