I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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