Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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