should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You should frame my arrest warrant.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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