The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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