I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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