you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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