what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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