So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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