She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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