i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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