Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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