I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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