I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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