Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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