Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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