Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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