He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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