laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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