What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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