I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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