I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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