Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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