She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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