Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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