does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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