you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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