weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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