Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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