I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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