I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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