I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Pooping to opera.
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