I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
At least make sure they are 18
Why
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
