He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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