Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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