I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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