Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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