If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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