Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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