Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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